Photos 80-81: A Cowboy Needs a Cow
A cowboy needs a bovine like a sailor needs a plank,
Like a blister needs a toehold, like a robber needs a bank...
A cowboy, friends, without a cow is moon without the earth,
As macho and heroic as a whithpered lithper's curth...
I say a cowboy needs a cow; they're joined at the hip,
Politicians and reporters have the same relationship...
So, to those who think I'm whining, that I'm pitiful and sad,
That I'm just another loser throwing good love after bad,
It's not all that one-sided, as I've learned in therapy,
'Cause my cow finally admitted that she really needed me.
-Baxter Black